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Current Promotions & Competitions


1. Up to 60% off on all Hoodies under the hoodies category till current material stock exhausts. Hurry.

2. FREE HOODIE with the purchase of CRANKYPANTS pants worth AUD$310 in total. Details in the link

3.FREE PHAT PANTS with the purchase of three pairs of CRANKYPANTS phat pants worth minimum AUD$480 in combined total. Your free phat pants must be picked from the same category and must not exceed AUD$165 in value. Click on the following link to add your fourth pair absolutely free after purchasing the three pairs.

4. Get any Crankypants hoodie for only AUD $29 when purchased along with a Crankypants' phats minimum value of AUD $145.
To add the Crankypants hoodie of your choice from our list go to

5. Add a free wrist band to your order of Crankypants' phats for free going to the following link

Delivery of custom made items on offer 4-7 weeks.

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